Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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