this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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