He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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