i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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