It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I can't turn off my feet"
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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