Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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