I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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