great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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