'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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