I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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