question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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