Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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