Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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