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The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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