I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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