I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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