id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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