yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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