epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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