I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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