so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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