Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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