There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Randomize
