I'm really into asian looking animals
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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