i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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