So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
so let's talk penis.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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