My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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