I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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