So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
