Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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