found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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