Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize