oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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