awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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