Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I wish i was in the wii world.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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