You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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