I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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