Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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