Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
