It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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