she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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