4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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