I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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