dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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