The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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