it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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