Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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