"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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