I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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