David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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