I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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